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#1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds.
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 Goldfish in Blenders Spark Outrag | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 02/25/2000 | | |  |
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DENMARK - While it doesn´t quite have the charm of a Virgin Mary depicted in manure, Danish artist Marco Evaristti is still very pleased with his goldfish in blenders display. A small museum in Kolding, 125 miles west of Copenhagen, is hosting the piece which features 10 goldfish, each swimming in its own blender. The artistic part is that the viewers have the option to punch puree on each appliance. Two fish were blended on the very first day. A local group, the Union for the Protection of Animals, complained to police who ordered the plugs pulled, but museum director Peter Meyer said it doesn´t encourage people to blend the fish, but instead addresses ethical questions in society. For a broader appeal the artist has included a nude picture of himself.
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Fuck the animal lovers
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darkoverlord
(02.25.2001 7:51:11 PM EST)
I say invite the animal lover to the show and when they get there turn them all on high.If they bitch put there hands in the blenders as
well.LIBERALS ARE INBREEDING HILLBILLY SISTER
HUMPING DUMBFUCKS.SHUT UP AND STOP TRYING TO PROTECT ME FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hmmmm....
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princess4you
(02.25.2001 4:16:54 PM EST)
"For a broader appeal the artist has included a nude picture of himself."?????????
Everybody needs a princess in their life!
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