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Come On Ladies Lose ´Em... It´s Legal Now!

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 02/28/2000
 
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GRETNA, Louisiana - In case you were wondering, it´s now legal

to throw women´s panties from Carnival floats in this Louisiana town. The Gretna City Council voted 4-0 Monday night in favor of the new law. Panties were originally part of a bill that makes it illegal to throw anything that depicts male or female genitalia, is lewd or lascivious and includes, but is not limited to, condoms and inflatable paraphernalia. Panties were removed from that bill after protestors argued that panties are on display at department stores across the nation.


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BASTARDS!!!!!!!! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.27.2001 6:19:38 AM EST)

I thought this was going to be a good story....

I MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I WILL GO DOWN ON YOUR LITTLE SISTER.

Stupid-Stupid (0 replies)
started by zamasaky
(02.15.2001 0:33:55 AM EST)

Now if we could just get rid of the stupid politicaly corect liberals that make these laws.

this sucks (0 replies)
started by adamjaramillo
(08.21.2000 1:33:46 AM EST)

i dont find things like this entertaining i think stuff like this should be thrown away and save the room for good stuff

yes (0 replies)
started by bat
(08.15.2000 9:07:27 PM EST)

please throw all of you shit filled panties at the first liberal you see! Or for that matter ALL the liberals! commie bastards

Love your country,Question your government.

shit in my pants (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.29.2000 1:31:06 PM EST)

I may go down there and shit in my pants and throw them at the first liberal I see.

IN A BIND..... (0 replies)
started by ceadmillefalte
(07.28.2000 5:27:09 PM EST)

And if I don't wear panties?

Ceadmillefalte

uh oh (0 replies)  
started by tattoocouple
(06.26.2000 4:50:36 PM EST)

look out for the granny panties and fat girls ....some of them might cover the parade floats !!!

duh is this for real ?

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