Not much of a news item but this is a true story.
On a recent weekend in Atlantic City, a woman won a bucketful of quarters
at a slot machine. She took a break from the slots for dinner with her
husbandin the hotel dining room. But first she wanted to stash the
quarters in her room. "I'll be right back and we'll go to eat," she told her husband and she carried the coin-laden bucket to the elevator.
As she was about to walk into the elevator she noticed two men already
aboard. Both were black. One of them was big... very big... an
intimidating figure. The woman froze. Her first thought was: These two
are going to rob me. Her next thought was: Don't be a bigot, they look
like perfectly nice gentlemen. But racial stereotypes are powerful, and
fear immobilized her.
She stood and stared at the two men. She felt anxious, flustered and
ashamed. She hoped they didn't read her mind. Surely they knew her
hesitation about joining them the elevator was all too obvious. Her face
was flushed.
She couldn't just stand there, so with a mighty effort of will she picked
up one foot and stepped forward and followed with the other foot and was on
the elevator. Avoiding eye contact, she turned around stiffly and faced
the elevator doors as they closed. A second passed, and then another
second, and then another. Her fear increased! The elevator didn't move.
Panic consumed her. My God, she thought, I'm trapped and about to be
robbed! Her heart plummeted. Perspiration poured from every pore. Then
...one of the men said,"Hit the floor."
Instinct told her: Do what they tell you. The bucket of quarters flew
upwards as she threw out her arms and collapsed on the elevator carpet. A
shower of coins rained down on her. Take my money and spare me, she
prayed. More seconds passed. She heard one of the men say politely,
"Ma'am, if you'll just tell us what floor you're going to, we'll push the
button." The one who said it had a little trouble getting the words out. He
was trying mightily to hold in a belly laugh.
She lifted her head and looked up at the two men. They reached down to help her up. Confused, she struggled to her feet. "When I told my man here to hit the floor," said the average sized one, "I meant that he should hit the elevator button for our floor. I didn't mean for you to hit the floor, ma'am."
He spoke genially. He bit his lip. It was obvious he was having a hard
time not laughing. She thought: My God, what a spectacle I've made of
myself. She was too humiliated to speak. She wanted to blurt out an
apology, but words failed her. How do you apologize to two perfectly
respectable gentlemen for behaving as though they were going to rob you?
She didn't know what to say. The 3 of them gathered up the strewn quarters
and refilled her bucket.
When the elevator arrived at her floor they insisted on walking her to her
room. She seemed a little unsteady on her feet, and they were afraid she
might not make it down the corridor. At her door they bid her a good
evening. As she slipped into her room she could hear them roaring with
laughter while they walked back to the elevator. The woman brushed herself
off. She pulled herself together and went downstairs for dinner with her
husband.
The next morning flowers were delivered to her room-a dozen roses. Attached
to EACH rose was a crisp one hundred dollar bill. The card said: "Thanks
for the best laugh we've had in years." It was signed, Eddie Murphy and
Michael Jordan.
