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Heart Attack Victim Gets Traffic Ticket

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 03/04/2000
 
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NEW ORLEANS - Folks, don´t get critically sick in Louisiana!

A Louisiana sheriff´s deputy is under investigation for allegedly delaying a hospital-bound heart attack victim for 30 minutes while writing a ticket. Jefferson Parish Deputy Bryan McClendon stopped the car carrying 50-year-old Benjamin Basile and some family members after the driver allegedly ran a red light. Basile says McClendon mocked the family and even threatened to arrest him while he and family members begged the officer to let them proceed. According to Basile´s relatives, when McClendon finally issued the ticket, he said: Y´all go ahead and have your heart attack or stroke now. Have a good day. Basile is in stable condition after spending a week in intensive care.


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Aw come on! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.05.2001 10:00:00 AM EST)

Faking a heart attack when you get pulled over is the oldest trick in the book! The hospital staff must have been "in" on this one!

some good advice (0 replies)
started by striggle
(03.04.2001 8:46:17 PM EST)

COPS BAD, BEER GOOD!!!!!!!!!!

Just 'cause they wear a badge... (0 replies)  
started by cheeseball
(03.04.2001 7:32:45 AM EST)


Don't mean they passed the Common Sense Test.

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