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MADRID, Spain - A most unusual court case of attempted murder
has captivated this historic city. A man, Jorge Fuentes has been charged AND CONVICTED of attempted murder of his wife. It seems he trained their talking bird to drive his wife to suicide. The bird would constantly repeat, End it all and Life is not worth living. The bird was brought in to court and performed for the judge. After hearing the bird, the judge and jury convicted Jorge.
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justice?
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started by
keithek
(03.05.2001 9:49:51 AM EST)
and they say the american courts are crazy!!!........ haha
JORGE!!
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started by
arenem99
(02.01.2001 4:35:38 AM EST)
now your a prison bitch,aach!
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