Can you believe the stupidity??? Actual Dear Abby letters...
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Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me.
One is a midddle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social
worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere
together and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or
come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese? Curious
Dear Abby, I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much
I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.
Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has
been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I
think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know
him well enough to discuss money with him.
Dear Abby, I suspected that my husband had been fooling around,
and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied
everything and said it would never happen again.
Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a
boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his
own religion?
Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it.
Now how do I get out?
Dear Abby, My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist
$50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be
crazy.
Dear Abby, Do you think it would be all right if I gave my
doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and
couldn't and he finally did it.
Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she
is going through her mental pause.
Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all
interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost
all interest in sex years ago and he is a doctor.
Dear Abby, My boyfriend is going to be twenty years old next
month. I'd like to give him something nice for his birthday.
What do you think he'd like? Carol
Dear Carol, Never mind what he'd like. Give him a tie.
Dear Abby, Our son was married in January. Five months later
his wife had a ten-pound baby girl. They said the baby was
premature. Tell me, can a baby this big be that early?
Wondering
Dear Wondering, The baby was on time, the wedding was late.
Forget it.
Dear Abby, I have always wanted to have my family history
traced, but I can't afford to spend a lot of money to do it.
Any suggestions? Sam
Dear Sam, Yes. Run for public office.
Dear Abby, I am forty-four years old and I would like to meet a
man my age with no bad habits. Rose
Dear Rose, So would I.
Dear Abby, What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?
Bess
Dear Bess, Night and day.
