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BALTIMORE, Maryland - The school board is not about to make a distinction between a good witch and a bad witch. They suspended 15-year-old Jamie Schoonover when a fellow student accused her of casting spells. Schoonover acknowledged that she practices witchcraft but denied the placing of any hexes, spells or enchantments. Her mother, a transsexual who was originally her biological father, defended Schoonover saying spell casting isn´t something a novice is going to know how to do.
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