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Breast Man

By: Mr EPublished: 03/11/2000
 
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This guy gives new meaning to the label "breast man."

We don’t know if he was particularly fond of that part of the female anatomy. We do know, thanks to a report in the January issue of the Southern Medical Journal, that this gentleman spent most of his 74 years with what appeared to be a fully developed female breast attached to the back of his thigh (trust us — there are photos). He referred to his unusual friend as a fatty tumor that had never caused him any problems.

Extra breasts and nipples are not uncommon, although one bulging out of the back of a man’s thigh is pretty odd, writes Norman Grossl of Grady Memorial Hospital in Atlanta. In fact, it’s estimated that one or two out of every 100 people have such appendages.

More common in women than in men, extra breasts are often located in the armpit and can get pretty uncomfortable when the women start lactating after childbirth. (Let’s see your stay- dry deodorant tackle that wetness problem.)

But they can also pop up in even more unusual places, writes Grossl, like the buttock, the back of the neck, the shoulders and, yes, the face (we’re not even going to touch that one).

But seriously, folks, extra breasts can develop cysts, benign tumors and cancer, just like the normal ones that come in pectoral pairs. And, Grossl says, they’re often associated with urinary tract abnormalities, such as extra kidneys.

Although it’s unlikely the Guinness folks have taken notice, the scientific literature indicates that the world record for most breasts on a single person was reported in 1886. This unfortunate soul (Grossl doesn’t identify the sex) had a grand total of 10.

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Best post ever! (0 replies)
started by deadmanwalking
(07.13.2002 0:06:40 AM EST)

That's cuz it was mine under my old name of MrE!

WELL DAMMIT ANY WAY (0 replies)
started by donut38
(03.11.2001 10:39:52 AM EST)

DONT YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN THEY TELL YOU THAT THERE IS A PICTURE THEN THEY DONT SHARE IT WITH US

THE ARTICLE STATES "TRUST US --THERE ARE PHOTOS"

WELL I FOR ONE WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE SEEN THAT

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started by derff
(12.15.2000 8:45:07 PM EST)

the breast were probably huge

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(10.13.2000 0:36:28 AM EST)

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