"The goals for this country are peace in the world. And the goals for this country are a compassionate American for every single citizen. That compassion is found in the hearts and souls of the American citizens."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President Visits D.C. Food Bank," Dec. 19, 2002
Random Quote
"You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again." — Joan Rivers, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#224 America's 1st roller coaster was built in 1827 to carry coal froma a mine to boats below.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly when I first saw her, my momma was nauseous.
One Liners
Q: What do tofu and dildos have in common? A: They're both meat substitutes.
RIO DE JANEIRO - It´s true that idle hands are the Devil´s workshop, at least in the case of an unidentified Brazilian stonemason who claimed to be possessed by Satan. In a fit of mania, the 32-year-old man borrowed a kitchen knife from a helpful neighbor and began stabbing himself in the chest and stomach. When police arrived and tried to arrest him, the man sliced off his penis. A hospital spokeswoman said the operation to reattach the mason´s penis was successful.
You must register to participate in this discussion.
did he really
(0 replies)
started by
donkess
(02.22.2001 9:50:42 AM EST)
wonder did u really cut off ur penis if so what about ur sex life think these things through first
keep her lit...
ouch
(0 replies)
started by
kldoyle
(11.17.2000 9:54:36 PM EST)
It would take more than satan tomake me do that
Satan made me cut off my dick
(0 replies)
started by
emt241141
(06.24.2000 9:24:25 PM EST)
No he didn't he SAID cut off your head & you cut off the wrong one!!!!!!!!! : ( : (
Michael A Salvo
Satan made me cut off my dick
(0 replies)
started by
emt241141
(06.24.2000 9:23:39 PM EST)
Noe he didn't he SAID cut off your head & you cut off the wrong one!!!!!!!!! : ( : (
Michael A Salvo
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
And Why the Hell Do They Need Uniforms? Dennis FitzSimons, the chief executive of the company that owns the Chicago Cubs, said today that staff reductions would be needed to bring costs in line with other properties in the Tribune Co. portfolio.
07.19.2006
Lightning Kills Motorcyclist A motorcyclist died after he was struck by lightning while riding in rush hour traffic between Denver and Boulder ...
06.22.2006
