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 The Mighty Hairball | | By: Douglas Dean | Published: 03/13/2000 | | |  |
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VILLANOVA,PA- A Villanova student was diagnosed as having life
threatening sideburns. The huge clumps of hair were said to
outweigh the emaciated students body strength. He collapsed in
the bathroom of his dorm when he attempted to cut his sideburns
off. When he sheared off the left chop he was sent hurling by
the weight of his right chop. "Luckily there was a wall just to
the right of me," the student was reported to have
said,"Otherwise I might have built up enough speed to really get
hurt!" The dean of students expressed great disapproval that a
student of this type would attend his institution.
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