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Thief with no balls

By: UpAllNightPublished: 03/15/2000
 
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NEW YORK (AP) -- The game is over for "Soccer Guy," a thief who picks the pockets of Japanese men by distracting them with his fancy footwork, police say. Ben-Msyly Gil-Elie, 29, was arrested and charged with multiple counts of grand larceny after police witnessed his act. "I'm not a soccer fan, but he was very convincing," Sgt. James Molloy said. "We observed an individual literally dancing around, he actually placed his hand inside this individual's pocket, but the complainant pushed him away."

Gil-Elie was identified by four victims at lineups, Molloy said. He was awaiting arraignment.

Molloy said 15 or 16 men have reported being victims of the scam since October. The officer did not disclose how much money was taken.

For months, Japanese men -- tourists and residents -- reported that they had been pickpocketed by a man who demonstrated soccer moves without a ball.

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