 |
 |
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
 |
George W. Bush |
 |
| |
|
"Some one of my visits—one of the reasons I'm visiting here is to ask the question, you know, to people, because if there's moving too slow or people are saying one thing and the other thing is not happening, now's the time to find out."—Bush, talking about hurricane relief Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks on Tornado Damage," May 13, 2003
|
|
|
 |
|
 |
|
Random Quote |
|
| |
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
— Jay Leno, Comedian
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Snapple Facts |
|
| |
|
#219 An electric eel can release a charge powerful enough to start 50 cars.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Yo Mama ... |
|
| |
|
so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
One Liners |
|
| |
Q: What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
A: Money.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|
 |
|
 |
|
|
|
|
 You May Now Frag The Bride | | By: tharp | Published: 03/19/2000 | | |  |
|
A little old but good
Quake 2 Wedding
On Valentine's Day, a South African
couple will marry each other in the holy sanctuary of a Quake 2
server. The bride and groom will say "I do" as the male and
female (respectively) grunt models inside a Quake 2
Battlegrounds server to be hosted by M-Web's Gamezone, a
popular South African gaming network.
"Our biggest worry is that one trigger-happy guest will get so
excited he'll start shooting, and the wedding will turn into
virtual killing frenzy," said Judge Gosh't, who'll be marrying
the couple. "We'll than have to restart the whole wedding
ceremony."
The two lovebirds will actually be sitting next to each other
in their Cape Town home, while Judge Gosh't will preside over
the ceremony through a terminal at a Johannesburg cyber cafe.
The wedding starts at 7pm local time February 14. Guests are
invited to register at the official Quake Wedding web site,
linked below.
Details at: http://www.gamezone.mweb.co.za/quakewedding/
Found at: http://headline.gamespot.com/news/00_02/10_pc_q2wed/index.html
Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | |
More Stupid News...
| | |
|
|
ARTICLE FORUM LIST |
|
You must register to participate in this discussion.
|
  |
You KNOW
(0 replies)
started by
barryb
(03.19.2001 5:52:42 PM EST)
...you're a FUCKING LOSER if you have to get married in a Quake2 server. Jesus.bb
|
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
|
|
| Rate This!
|
 |
|
|
| Section Features
|
|
|
|
| One Year Ago
|
|
Big Winner to Become Big Loser
The winner of a $1 million lottery scratch ticket may not be so lucky after all: He's a convicted bank robber who isn't supposed to gamble. Timothy Elliott faces a Dec. 7 court hearing over whether he violated his probation when he bought the $10 ticket for the $800 Million Spectacular game at a supermarket in Hyannis.
11.29.2007
Man Caught Trying To Have Sex With Bicycle
They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down. The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
11.19.2007
Homeless Man Dresses In Women’s Underwear, Takes Snooze At Store
Joplin, Mo- Employees of Kohl’s department store in ...
11.18.2007
Thank You Science
Researchers at Granada University in Spain said drinking beer after strenuous physical activity can be beneficial for the body. The scientists said their study found beer can help dehydrated people retain liquid better than water alone ...
11.03.2007
|
|
|
|
| Two Years Ago
|
|
|
|
| Lookie Here!
|
|
|
|
|
Goofball Facts |
|
| |
|
Kerimski Church in Finland is world's biggest church made of wood.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|
