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It's Gay
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started by
cy1210
(03.21.2001 4:57:04 PM EST)
It's not only gay, it's Liberace gay!
It takes two...or more.
fags
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started by
rickshoe
(12.16.2000 10:27:16 AM EST)
only fags and football players named joe wear panty hose.
FUCK THE FAGS THAT WEAR PANTY HOSE. THEY DON'T DESERVE TO HAVE A DICK.
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