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"I want it to be said that the Bush administration was a results-oriented administration, because I believe the results of focusing our attention and energy on teaching children to read and having an education system that's responsive to the child and to the parents, as opposed to mired in a system that refuses to change, will make America what we want it to be - a more literate country and a hopefuller country." -George W. Bush, Jan. 2001
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"I didn't realize I was in a Buddhist temple."
— Al Gore, when asked about his illegal fundraising activities that took place in a Buddhist temple
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#29 On average a human will spend up to 2 weeks kissing in his/her lifetime.
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Q. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs?
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 Jealous Doctor Arrested for Chastity Lock | | By: Unknown | Published: 03/20/2000 | | |  |
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BEIJING (Reuters) - Police in southwestern China have arrested
a doctor for padlocking a woman's vagina to prevent her from
having other lovers, the Beijing Evening News said.
The woman, surnamed Liu, was reported to authorities in the
Sichuan provincial capital of Chengdu this month after
neighbors saw her walking with difficulty, the newspaper said.
Police found the 22-year-old woman had a rusty padlock pierced
through two holes in her labia, it said.
She led the police to Yao Yung, a physician at a local clinic,
who was arrested after he surrendered the key to the padlock,
it said.
Yao was later found to have drugged and raped the young woman
during a check-up and then forced her to live with him by
threatening to kill her family.
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i bet that hurt
oh well at least i got 2nd
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