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"I dont' know. I have never played there."
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#22 Alaska has the highest percentage of people who walk to work.
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Q. Why are hurricanes named after women?
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 Scissors Sewn Up In Woman´s Chest | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 04/03/2000 | | |  |
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GEORGETOWN, Guyana - In a perfect example of how a day can go from bad to worse, Roman Soman, 43, was recently admitted to state-run Georgetown Hospital after her husband had attacked her with an ice pick and a knife. When the X-rays were developed the doctors found the silhouette of a pair of surgical scissors which had apparently been sewn up inside her body during a chest operation 10 years earlier. Despite the hospitals insistence that instruments are counted before and after every surgery, an official investigation has begun and a compensation suit is pending. Soman is having an operation to operate to remove the scissors.
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