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Don´t Forget the Motor City

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 04/05/2000
 
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DETROIT, MI - One of the most bizarre airplane hijack attempts recently occurred on a flight from New York to Detroit. The incident did not make national news, but we have uncovered it in a local paper. A man jumped out of his seat, brandished a gun and declared, This is a hijack, take me to Detroit. When the stewardess informed him that the plane was already heading to Detroit, the man sat down without another word. He was arrested immediately after the plane landed.


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He's not an Arab! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.05.2001 7:54:28 AM EST)

Hey, leave the hijacking to the fucken Arabs. Those stinky, non
bathing, fucken towel heads are
much better than we are. They are
only good at hijacking, blowing up
buildings, and blowing Sadam!!!!!

makes sense (0 replies)  
started by arenem99
(10.29.2000 6:40:30 AM EST)

the new Iran

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