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 Teen Nabbed Driving Stolen Bus -- to Court | | By: Anonymous | Published: 04/06/2000 | | |  |
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A Berlin teenager driving a stolen bus was caught by police as he jumped a red light on his way to court -- where he faced charges of leaving the scene of an accident.
A spokesman for the city's justice authorities said police escorted the 18-year-old Berliner to court where the judge, upon learning of the new offence, rescheduled the hearing. Police then took the teen into custody.
The justice authority spokesman said the teen deserved some credit. "At least he was on time for court," he said.
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Umm...
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(04.06.2001 7:20:40 PM EST)
Well, this dude is retarded. And the guy in the story isn't too smart, either.
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