"There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it." -George W. Bush, speaking to Catholic leaders at the White House, Jan. 31, 2001
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MEXICO CITY - His specialty was scamming credit cards until Roman Quinteros decided to work in the lucrative field of plastic surgery. A school drop-out before the ninth grade, Quinteros dabbled in other vocations such as trading stolen U.S. cars, and falsifying documents. His most recent offense included making women pose for nude sketches, and performing operations that posed a huge risk for his victims. The arrest should curb his medical career while serving as a reminder to always check credentials.
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dang....
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started by
FreakyYoungin
(04.11.2001 11:28:59 PM EST)
that's gotta suck....fake plastic surgery....ouch
yep.
Well
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started by
darkmaverick
(04.11.2001 7:39:38 AM EST)
Stupid people in a stupid country, guess it's ok as long as they stay there.
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