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Love Lost Over Daylight-Savings Time

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 04/12/2000
 
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MEXICO CITY - Debate flares over the adoption of daylight-savings time in Mexico. Among the evils of daylight-savings enumerated by Mexican Senator Felix Salgado is the strain it puts on good marital relations. Ever since it was introduced, six years ago, setting the clock back has caused distress among Latin lovers who are unable to engage in their ´mananero´ (Spanish for morning quickie - really!) because wives have to take their children to school an hour earlier. In Salgado´s defense, he also mentions the risk that school-children face, venturing out on crime-ridden streets in the dark, but with elections just months away he´s focusing on the issues that really hit home.


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