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Missing Breast No Cause for Annulment

By: AnonymousPublished: 04/12/2000
 
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An Egyptian court rejected a suit filed by a man who wanted his marriage annulled because he had discovered -- 20 months after their wedding -- that his wife had only one breast, police sources said.

They said the man had accused his wife of deliberately misleading him by not telling him that she had been born without her right breast. He said the condition affected her femininity and could have a negative impact on pregnancy.

A medical examiner told the court, in the southern province of Qena, that the wife was healthy and there was no reason why the couple could not perform their normal marital duties.

Couples in conservative rural Egypt do not customarily take off all their clothes when they have sex.

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Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best. Keep the Pros out of the Olympics.

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