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Police Hunt Ronald McDonald Abductors
By: Anonymous
Published: 04/14/2000
Police in ex-Soviet Georgia are hunting for thieves who stole a six-foot-tall Ronald McDonald statue from the country's only McDonald's restaurant, store managers said.
The smiling red-haired mannequin, the fast food giant's worldwide signature mascot, disappeared from his place in front of the store.
Store officials could not explain how Ronald was carted away from his place on a bench intended for clients who wished to be photographed with him.
Ronald is usually chained to the bench after the restaurant closes in the evening and locals speculated that the thieves used metal-cutting equipment to carry out the act.
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god, what dumbasses
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razor696
(04.16.2001 6:21:43 PM EST)
and locals speculated that the thieves used metal-cutting equipment to carry out the act.
gee, ya think? what the hell else are they gonna use? a pair of 12 sided dice, and their ass?
uncle daddy, i'm getting dizzy!
shut up kid or i'll nail your other foot to the floor!
how gay
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.24.2000 12:15:34 PM EST)
how can u not notice these people are idiots
eh
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sonicanimae
(08.28.2000 8:40:49 AM EST)
not that funny...could have been better but oh well you did ur best
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