"The solid truth of the matter is, when you find—if you want to help heal the hurt, if you want to you hurt people—help people in pain, the best way to do so is to call upon the great strength of the country, which is the compassion of our fellow Americans."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks," Nov. 4, 2002
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#225 There are towns named Sandwich in Illinois and Massachusetts.
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so ugly when a child, she had to be fed with a slingshot!
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Q: Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? A: He did okay until his business fell off.
BEMENT, IL - The ever vigilant eyes of the law found the next big threat to democracy; the John Deere riding mower. Joe Durban, town lawnmower, was pulled off of his bright yellow seat as he cruised down Bowyer Street for driving a vehicle on a revoked license. For seventeen years nobody knew that the state had revoked Joe´s license for drunk driving, so he worked around this snag by cutting grass for a living, and riding his mower between houses. Officer Steven Bien was quick to end his crime spree by issuing a ticket and reminding him that it is illegal for him to operate even a scooter on a city thoroughfare. The town is now in an official uproar, but can do little about it as Bien is the town´s only full-time police officer.
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