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 Elvis Runs For Mayor | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 04/16/2000 | | |  |
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PHILLIPS, WI - For once it´s not just a sighting story. A man from Price County, WI, has legally changed his name to Elvis Aaron Presley, and is now running for mayor. This proprietor of a local bar (yes, bar), and former Elvis impersonator has decided to try his hand at politics. Inspired by Gov. Jesse Ventura, Presley said, If the people of that state can put a wrestler in office, I don´t see what´s wrong with the people of Wisconsin electing an Elvis impersonator. The small town of 1,600 will choose between Presley and Keith Corcilius on April 4.
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And the winner is.....
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started by
decouvir
(04.26.2001 11:29:17 AM EST)
A little research later and the winner of the mayorial race.... Sorry Elvis, Keith Corcilius won.
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