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Man Kills Villager In Fight, Then Eats Him

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 04/23/2000
 
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PORT MORESBY, New Guinea - A village dispute in Papua New Guinea ended with a man tearing out the eyes, testicles and heart of another and eating them, police said on Tuesday. Villagers watched in horror as Moropia Silkapi, 35, attacked the body of Yakamup Makatu, 55, police told Reuters on Tuesday. Police said an argument between Silkapi and Makatu earlier in the day left Makatu´s house burnt to the ground. After a fight, Silkapi caught Makatu and smashed his head with a rock, killing him. He then ate him, Simanjon said.


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Hannibal (0 replies)
started by Patall
(04.25.2001 8:32:38 AM EST)

Is Hannibal alive and well and living in New Guinea???

I would say only in New Guinea, but... (0 replies)
started by sweetiecheeks777
(04.23.2001 5:26:25 PM EST)

Every now and then you just get awfully hungry. And canaballicious.

Remember- cats aren't clean, they're just covered in cat spit.

dahmer (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.23.2001 12:45:03 PM EST)

did jeffrey dahmer really die?

Boxing? (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.04.2001 7:58:48 AM EST)

Hey whats the big deal, we paid
a lot of money to watch Mike Tyson
beat people up and eat parts of them
these stupid bastards got a show for fee. Put a championship belt on
the stupid dickhead!!!!!!!!

YOU PEOPLE ARE THICK (0 replies)
started by griffo81
(03.05.2001 3:56:55 PM EST)

YOU PEOPLE ARE REALLY REALLY THICK YOU TOSSERS FUCK YOUR MOTHERS AND RAPE YOUR PET HAMSTERS UP THE ANUS WITH A GOLF CLUB JOHN CORCORAN IS A TWAT

HA HA HA!! (0 replies)
started by yusaku999
(11.01.2000 10:10:40 AM EST)

That's a riot!! That's the funniest thing I've heard all day, and I work tech support for a computer company.

You may refer to me as Emperor Jason. http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/

well now (0 replies)
started by hayleejane
(10.06.2000 11:01:26 AM EST)

ive got three words: dee skus ting!

wow (0 replies)  
started by Velocity17
(08.11.2000 5:06:18 PM EST)

I just don't think I've ever been that mad ay someone, to eat their testcles? WHat, no hot sauce?

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