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Fake Plastic Surgeon Sought For Botched Operations
MIAMI BEACH, FL - Police are looking for a butcher with nomedical training who, while posing as a plastic surgeon, mutilated at least three people, including a former male champion bodybuilder who received women´s breasts instead of pectoral implants. The imposter, Reinaldo Silvestre, and two accomplices used an animal tranquilizer in botched operations including the one preformed on bodybuilder, Mr. Mexico of 1975. The case came to light last month when a videotape was brought to police showing the surgery on the bodybuilder. Miami Beach police Capt. Charles Press spoke about the videotape ... it was obscene. I´ve been [a police officer] for almost 25 years, and I was repulsed. The guy kept waking up. They told him to lie down and not worry about it. He was in obvious pain. The videotape showed that Silvestre used an instrument that resembled a spatula during the surgery.
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A spatula?!?!
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BriRedfern
(04.24.2001 9:38:27 AM EST)
But the fake ones never look like pancakes.....
I smell like a hippy in this outfit......
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I smell like a hippy in this outfit......
