"I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically." - Radio-Television Correspondents Association dinner, Washington, D.C., March 29, 2001
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"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer." — Homer Simpson
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#122 A duck can't walk without bobbing its head.
Yo Mama ...
is so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
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Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A: A different bar.
LONDON - What has to be one of the MOST bizarre stories we have heard comes once again from those wacky Brits. Heather Perry, 29, says she has finally cured her chronic fatigue by resorting to do-it-yourself brain surgery and drilling a hole in her own head. It´s an ancient technique called trepanning - cutting away a section of the scalp and drilling into the skull. Perry´s bid to rid herself of the inflammation of her brain and spinal chord, by drilling a two-centimeter hole to allow blood to flow more easily around the brain, almost went wrong when she drilled too far and penetrated a membrane protecting her brain tissue. She performed the operation under local anesthetic in front of a mirror and a camera crew.
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Oh NO!
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started by
queenk
(04.25.2001 0:16:45 AM EST)
What happened to darwinism!!
Love yourself.... at least 3 times a day.
brain dead
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started by
loellke1
(12.05.2000 11:54:04 PM EST)
should have run out one of the other holes in her head
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started by
914
(10.31.2000 1:45:35 AM EST)
what an idiot...
bang bang
thump thump
the whole thing i think its(sic)
idiot
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started by
wetpnt
(09.27.2000 6:38:00 AM EST)
What an idiot
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