"So on behalf of a well-oiled unit of people who came together to serve something greater than themselves, congratulations." -George W. Bush, in remarks to the University of Nebraska women's volleyball team, the 2001 national champions, May 31, 2001
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PHOENIX, AZ - There´s a long standing saw that says, If you can´t fix it, Duct Tape it. But one Phoenix resident took this axiom too literally when he employed a roll of the tape to bind his wife to her legal obligations. To ensure his wife showed up for her court date, Robert Horton bound her arms, legs and mouth with duct tape and drove her to Maricopa County Superior Court in Phoenix. He dropped her off at the security officer´s desk in a very matter-of-fact manner. Wife Belinda was arrested several days prior for aggravated assault and resisting arrest, but was unwilling to talk this time even after the tape was removed. Authorities are still considering whether to bring charges against Robert.
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle -PLATO
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krytical13
(04.27.2001 9:53:15 AM EST)
It only says Pheonix three times in the story.
Running up bar tabs on credit cards is a good way to find yourself in debt, but also is an excellent way to forget about your creditors.
unreal
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started by
turtle99
(09.27.2000 10:06:34 AM EST)
I bet this happend in the south
It's a beautiful day. Now watch some asshole fuck it up!! ;)
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