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By: BizarreNewsPublished: 05/02/2000
 
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OKLAHOMA CITY - Just when Oklahoma and violence were finally out of the headlines, enraged mother Sonya Bostic fired a shot at another mother during a track meet. Bostic, age 33, was aiming for Ruthie Pearl, age 35, in what was apparently the climax of a two-year grudge. 500 spectators packed the stadium when the argument began, but the bullet wounded innocent parent Virginia Biggers in the buttocks when she attempted to take cover. While Bostic was still pointing her gun, police disarmed her but found no more bullets. She was arrested and jailed.


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