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By: BizarreNewsPublished: 05/07/2000
 
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PARIS, France - Bizarre News scans the globe in search of bizarre rituals, news, or just plain idiocy. This story combines all of these elements. Two teenagers were arrested and were nearly killed after they created a subway disturbance. Apparently they were walking down the tracks in between stations when the young stud began kissing and fondling his girlfriend. One thing led to another and they began to make love in between the tracks. If it were not for a vigilant conductor, authorities said they would have surely perished.


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