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PARIS - It is no longer acceptable to malign or slander your
garden gnomes. That´s right; someone is fighting to protect your gnomes from captivity and ridicule. The Garden Gnome Liberation Front has emerged from their underground lair long enough to steal 20 gnomes in order to set them free. This same savvy group was responsible for the disappearance of over 150 garden gnomes in 1997, but the ringleader was caught, and fined. Parisians were shocked by the brutal 1998 mass gnome suicide in Briey. 11 were found dangling by their necks under a bridge. The note left behind said, When you read these few words we will no longer be a part of your selfish world, where we serve merely as pretty decoration.
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jcanitzjr
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Whats next... Golfing with Pink Flamingos? Someone forgot to tell these peoples parents to pour chlorine into their gene pools.
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jcanitzjr
(05.08.2001 7:40:16 AM EST)
Whats next... Golfing with Pink Flamingos? Someone forgot to tell these peoples parents to pour chlorine into their gene pools.
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