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"This is a world that is much more uncertain than the past. In the past we were certain, we were certain it was us versus the Russians in the past. We were certain, and therefore we had huge nuclear arsenals aimed at each other to keep the peace. That's what we were certain of...You see, even though it's an uncertain world, we're certain of some things. We're certain that even though the 'evil empire' may have passed, evil still remains. We're certain there are people that can't stand what America stands for...We're certain there are madmen in this world, and there's terror, and there's missiles and I'm certain of this, too: I'm certain to maintain the peace, we better have a military of high morale, and I'm certain that under this administration, morale in the military is dangerously low."-Albuquerque, N.M., the Washington Post, May 31, 2000
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"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
— Vice President Dan Quayle
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#90 The average raindrop falls at 7mph.
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is so stupid that she is sold the car for gas money.
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Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts?
A: Her navel.
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 Man Smuggles Dead Father-In-Law on Bus | | By: Anonymous | Published: 05/09/2000 | | |  |
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An English rugby fan dressed his dead father-in-law and tried to smuggle the body back home from Scotland on a tour bus, police said.
The bizarre incident happened last weekend after the two men watched a rugby league final in Edinburgh and then only the son-in-law woke up in their hotel room in Glasgow.
"For reasons known only to himself, he decided to dress the man -- I believe in a shirt and tie and a suit and also a baseball cap -- and he got him onto the bus," a Glasgow police spokeswoman said.
"Apparently, he pulled the cap down over the man's eyes and the rest of the coach were unaware that the man was dead."
Once on the bus, the man phoned his wife to tell her that her 77-year-old father had died, prompting police in England to stop the bus en route and remove the body.
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