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 The Proof Is In The Ordnance | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 05/10/2000 | | |  |
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TUCSON, Arizona - In order to prove that the schools are not safe enough for teachers or students, sixth grade teacher Kathy Morris pumped a .38 caliber slug into her own shoulder in an empty classroom and claimed a young Hispanic man had shot her. The 35-year-old Morris broke down under questioning and admitted she shot herself, but not before classes were dismissed for the day and the entire neighborhood was searched. Morris has also, apparently, been sending herself threatening letters, a sheriff´s spokeswoman said. She is currently on paid administrative leave pending an investigation.
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Worry more about the Teachers...
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incog4u
(05.11.2001 4:38:22 AM EST)
Maybe they ought to teach how to aim a gun to these teachers...Higher and more towards the center lady.
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Exactly!
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krytical13
(05.10.2001 8:29:39 AM EST)
Proves a point I've been making all my life. As I've been saying, stay away from crazy, single, 35 year old elementary teachers who shoot themselves in the shoulder.Running up bar tabs on credit cards is a good way to find yourself in debt, but also is an excellent way to forget about your creditors.
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JSkills
(05.11.2000 4:14:55 PM EST)
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