"More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than - I say more Muslims - a lot of Muslims have died - I don't know the exact count - at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004
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What makes him special
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dacantra
(05.16.2001 11:52:44 AM EST)
I want a surprise funeral. I would kick the crap out of the corpse for being an imposter. "Dirty little bastard"
And as always, "the world sucks"
Jonathan Huffman
honey
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brucewolcott
(11.10.2000 10:23:07 PM EST)
honey im home !!!!!!!!!
I thought...
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arenem99
(10.28.2000 8:07:30 AM EST)
I thought that's what happened to al gore seeing how much of a stiff he is!!
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