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LONDON - Her name is Ananova; she has green hair, big eyes, and moves somewhat erratically. She is a computer created virtual newscaster guaranteed to stay in perfect health, work long-hours for no pay, and never needs make-up. This glamorous cyber-anchor will exude a plethora of internet information complete with commercials, and she´ll make her U.K. Internet debut on Wednesday, April 19, 2000. Bearing the likeness of Posh Spice, Ananova claims, I´m your personal assistant in a digital world.
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Shite! But this aint
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