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ST. PETERSBURG - Being a postal worker just became more stressful. A Florida Postal Service supervisor has taken a medical leave after she was forced to cut her finger nails. Lolita Dash was first asked to trim her 5-inch thumbnails in 1995, when she violated the local post-master´s rule that nails could not be longer than a quarter-inch beyond the fingertip. Soon after this initial cutting, Dash let them grow to the one inch mark, so her bosses started disciplinary proceedings. She was so distraught that she went on medical leave; even though she had her nails trimmed to the proper length.


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