Beaver College Tired Of The Abuse
By: BizarreNews	Published: 05/22/2000
GLENSIDE, Pa. - It´s bad enough that the students at Beaver Women´s College get ribbed about their school´s name, but it has gone too far when public figures like Letterman and Stern start taking pot shots. Now internet watchdog programs are censoring any web sites using the word beaver keeping high school graduates from finding out about the school. Beaver president Bette Landman has had enough. She wants the school name changed to something less controversial. But some alumni and administrators are proud of their Beaver, and want to keep it just the way it is. The controversy still rages and no new name has yet been adopted. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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003903483433646 (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (05.22.2001 4:53:46 AM EST) atef hany

Mmmm Beavers (0 replies) started by cheeseball (12.24.2000 11:08:57 AM EST) Ward, come upstairs and talk to The Beaver. -- June (Mrs. Frisky) Cleaver

coops the penis tucker (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.28.2000 2:06:22 AM EST) Beaver College Tired Of The Abuse By: BizarreNews Published: 05/22/2000 GLENSIDE, Pa. - It´s bad enough that the students at Beaver Women´s College get ribbed about their school´s name, but it has gone too far when public figures like Letterman and Stern start taking pot shots. Now internet watchdog programs are censoring any web sites using the word beaver keeping high school graduates from finding out about the school. Beaver president Bette Landman has had enough. She wants the school name changed to something less controversial. But some alumni and administrators are proud of their Beaver, and want to keep it just the way it is. The controversy still rages and no new name has yet been adopted. More Stupid News... Advanced Search ARTICLE FORUM THREAD Title: coops the penis tucker By: Anonymous Goofball Date: 09.28.2000 10:04 AM EST once upon a time there was a young lad named coops... he decided that as he could never pick up, that he would become a penis tucker. posing, as a lesbian, he figured that he could meet more women this way...then, as he got them into bed he would 'untuck' the penis, as it were and bone them senseless. however, coops was just as ugly as a female and therefore could not pick up. ohhhh, poor coops. ...and that is the end of my story.

coops the penis tucker (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.28.2000 2:04:05 AM EST) once upon a time there was a young lad named coops... he decided that as he could never pick up, that he would become a penis tucker. posing, as a lesbian, he figured that he could meet more women this way...then, as he got them into bed he would 'untuck' the penis, as it were and bone them senseless. however, coops was just as ugly as a female and therefore could not pick up. ohhhh, poor coops. ...and that is the end of my story. xxxpie boy

Similar Situation (0 replies) started by conroy (06.23.2000 4:09:37 PM EST) We had a similar problem where I went to college, Giant Schlong University.

number 1 (2 replies)   started by BigPimpin (05.24.2000 6:46:21 PM EST) ha ha beaver they have beavers and they go to a school named beaver its pricless

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