"I used the expression 'ride herd.' I don't know if anybody understood the meaning. It's a little informal in diplomatic terms. I said, we're going to put a guy on the ground to ride herd on the process. See them all scratching their heads."—Bush, realizing few people understand him when he speaks Source: New York Times, "The President's Trip, In the President's Words: 'A Mutual Desire to Work Toward the Vision," June 5, 2003
Random Quote
"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana... The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are." — Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show
Snapple Facts
#159 The first TV show ever to be put into reruns was "The Lone Ranger".
Yo Mama ...
is so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
One Liners
Q: Why is it impossible for a woman to find a man who is caring, sensitive, and also good-looking? A: All those men already have boyfriends.
BOSTON - It´s hard for administrators at the Boston Latin Academy to tell where literature ends and death threats begin. So when Charles Carithers was given an assignment to write a horror story for his English class, the work he turned in so unnerved his teacher that school officials gave him a three day suspension. ACLU-Massachusetts Executive Director John Roberts said that Carithers was so successful in fulfilling the assignment that instead of getting a high grade he was suspended. Boston School Superintendent Thomas W. Payzant defended school officials, saying they have to err on the side of caution in the aftermath of Columbine. And the story? Carithers wrote about a student athlete who murders a fictitious English teacher with a chainsaw.
You must register to participate in this discussion.
YOUR A BITCH
(0 replies)
started by
cowboy55
(05.23.2001 1:43:52 PM EST)
you aRE GAY FOR SAYING THAT YOU WERE FIRST YOU GOD DAMN FAGGOT
dont squat with your spurs on
First
(2 replies)
started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.24.2000 6:48:46 PM EST)
I am FIRST!!!!!
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
Lightning Kills Motorcyclist A motorcyclist died after he was struck by lightning while riding in rush hour traffic between Denver and Boulder ...
06.22.2006
Snake Fails To Show Up For Wedding ... Honestly A woman who fell in love with a snake has reportedly married the reptile at a traditional Hindu wedding celebrated by 2,000 guests in India's Orissa state.
06.08.2006
Storm In A D-cup As Bust Sizes Grow In China Bra producers have been forced to offer bigger cup-sizes in China because improved nutrition is busting all previous chest measurement records.
06.07.2006
