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Wife Runs Over Husband; After Church

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 05/24/2000
 
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COVINGTON, LA. - Sunday may be the Lord´s day, but it didn´t stop a jealous wife from correcting her husband´s wandering eye. Sedonia Renee Martin, 22, decided to quickly correct her husband´s church flirtation after last Sunday´s service at St. James Baptist Church. The husband, Tushaun Jamel Thompson, vacated the couple´s car to avoid further argument when his wife sped towards him in an effort to scare him. Convinced that she wouldn´t actually hit him, Thompson stood his ground; until the front end of the vehicle hit his upper legs, and threw him into a ditch 20 feet away. His injuries were moderate, but his embarrassment was critical.


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