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Suicidal Bridge Lampooned On Internet

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 05/27/2000
 
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ST. PETERSBURG - Largo resident Mike Straub pushed the depraved envelope of entertainment when he started his Skyway Bridge Jumper Web site. Surfers with a taste for the dark side can log on and find out how many more will plunge to their demise; last year 11 people jumped. The creator is drawing fire from suicide prevention counselors, and family members of victims claimed by the Skyway Bridge. He argues that the Web site clearly states, No matter what you read here, please do not jump off the bridge.


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Rather Bungee Jump... (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.27.2001 3:22:48 AM EST)

Bungee jumping will save me! Hah! No suicide for me today, must catch monkey man in India! WHEEEEEE!!!

PICTURES (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.03.2001 2:13:16 PM EST)

NEED PICTURES!!!

PICTURES (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.03.2001 2:12:49 PM EST)

NEED PICTURES!!!

I just jumped.... (3 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(05.31.2000 12:38:05 PM EST)

and boy was it fun and exhilarating!! I think I'm going back for seconds..who's with me? :)

some coward (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.28.2000 11:36:43 AM EST)

it's not like i want to be called "some coward", i just don't want to register with this site. i am the webmaster of the jumper pool in question. you can get to it here: www.gate.net/~heyou/jumpers.htm i thank you for your patronage. now jump, damn it!

..well.. (0 replies)
started by YoMomma
(05.28.2000 4:03:58 AM EST)

[condescending tone] ..and I suppose if your WebMaster told your friend to "jump off of a bridge", then YOU would jump off of a bridge, too...

good grief (2 replies)
started by Cucumber
(05.27.2000 2:22:53 PM EST)

god i know this guy! lol..hes my friends father..how odd.

This is SHIT (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.27.2000 10:35:42 AM EST)

This new design is shit. Really shit.

i did it (1 reply)  
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.27.2000 0:15:38 AM EST)

I'm so happy I made the first comment I think I'll jump off the Skyway Bridge. All of you are second to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee {splat}

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