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Another Reason Not to Tamper With The Mail

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 05/29/2000
 
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MORGANTOWN, WV. - Of all the things to put in the mail, an animal shelter in Arlington, Virginia recently received a large package containing two 10-foot pythons. The package was mailed from a downtown post office with a fake return address. Apparently no one ever gave the box a good shake, because it was delivered without incident. The snakes are reported in stable condition, and so is the woman who opened the box.


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Funny but not too funny (0 replies)
started by Wolfvamp01
(05.29.2001 5:13:07 PM EST)

This was alright....Thank God the snakes were okay....The story could've been better..they could've grab her and tried to smother her or something!

blew up in my face (1 reply)
started by KiddShady
(06.03.2000 1:10:00 AM EST)

I once sent a mail bomb to my ex girlfriend but i forgot to buy a stamp so they returned it and it blew my arms off. don't you hate it when that happens?

I Try Doing Good, But Good's Not Too Good For Me.

har har (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.01.2000 6:54:53 AM EST)

This is very funny

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(05.31.2000 6:20:25 AM EST)

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started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.30.2000 9:31:38 PM EST)

the lady who opened it probably has gotten bigger (battery operated) things in the mail

Bye bye some cowards (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.29.2000 5:34:07 PM EST)

Anonymous indeed Like a snake in the mail.

good old wv (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.29.2000 0:49:35 AM EST)

i live right by morgantown, and i heard about this, i thought it was funny.

WOW (0 replies)  
started by clcrwb
(05.29.2000 0:37:22 AM EST)

What a slippery situation!!

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