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By: BizarreNewsPublished: 05/31/2000
 
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PEWAUKEE - Shelly Kleg tried her latest strategy for nailing that perfect job; she was late. Her excuse? She was saving a life on her way to the Waukesha Hospital interview. She witnessed a car crash and rushed to offer assistance. She and two bystanders had to break out the car window so she could stabilize the victim´s neck, and stabilize her breathing while the ambulance was in transit. It is not known if she got the job yet.


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Igot_head_too@oral.orgy (0 replies)
started by KiddShady
(06.03.2000 1:04:19 AM EST)

really?! me too!

I Try Doing Good, But Good's Not Too Good For Me.

I know Shelly Kleg (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.02.2000 1:06:27 PM EST)

I was there. She was actualy giving me a blow job and I came all over her good outfit. She had to wash her hair and change her clothes again....True story.

crap! (0 replies)
started by cain
(05.31.2000 5:52:57 PM EST)

that's a fuckin' lame excuse. she's probably just too damn slow.

Morons Unite! (0 replies)
started by garbagetime
(05.31.2000 3:44:41 PM EST)

It appears that the moronic quality to this web site still is alive and active considering the commements made above. PROOF? BITCH? Are you clowns still in grade school? Or did you get expelled? A hero is more like it.

Do they have proof? (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(05.31.2000 12:31:47 PM EST)

She could have just made up that excuse because she was late..although it was good thinking if that's what happened. :)

uh-huh (2 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.31.2000 8:38:43 AM EST)

Gay

Cruddy excuse (0 replies)
started by SpudMcGee
(05.31.2000 8:01:08 AM EST)

Yeah first as well

Leave it to BizzareNews... (0 replies)  
started by OliverClozoff
(05.31.2000 0:04:46 AM EST)

...to fall for a lame-ass story like that. I'll bet the bitch got shit-faced the night before and overslept.

;o)

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