Man Brings Stock Meeting To Close With Grenade
By: BizarreNews	Published: 06/01/2000
HOUSTON, TX - A former employee of R&B Falcon Corp. brought a shareholder meeting to a screaming halt when he began waving around a hand grenade. 72-year-old Andre Piazza regularly attends the oil drilling contractor´s annual meetings and unfortunately the other stockholders have grown accustomed to listen to him argue with Chairman Paul Lloyd about the company´s finances. After being asked to save his comments until later Piazza produced out his grenade and pulled the pin. About 60 fat cats b-lined for the exit and Piazza was overpowered in the rush. Bomb squad officers said the grenade was inert and could not have exploded. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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