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Inventor Makes New Kind of Paper
By: Anonymous
Published: 06/13/2000
A Swedish inventor has discovered a rather roundabout way of getting paper from his country's pine forests -- make it from elk dung.
Sune Haggmark and his partner Ann-Mari Remahn experimented with a food-mixer and an oven before finding the right consistency, the tabloid Expressen reported.
They take eight to 10 elk pats, add water and a secret binding agent and turn the dung into a small sheaf of A5-size paper costing 70 Swedish crowns ($8).
"The paper is pure cellulose and doesn't smell of anything except bark," Remahn said. "It's a light brown color shot through with traces of bark and small splinters."
The newspaper said tourists from Russia, France and Germany had trekked to the couple's small-holding near Ostersund in central Sweden to buy the paper and Sune's latest product -- elk dung visiting cards.
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I got to get some
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TheKoof
(06.13.2001 1:22:33 AM EST)
Hand it in to my professer and when he gives it back say, "I don't want this shit." Then tell him that the paper is made of elk shit.
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piss penciles
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.14.2000 7:54:25 PM EST)
what'snext .will the cops start shitting tickets?
Moose not Elk
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Snusktgubbe
(06.14.2000 4:37:14 AM EST)
Swedes do this all the time...the word moose in Swedish is Älg (sounds like Elly) and the Swedes just assume because so many other Swedish words sound a lot like their English counterparts that Älg and Elk are synonyms. But they aren't. What they meant to say was Moose shit...there are no Elk in Sweden at all.
$8 a sheet?
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NakedCanuck
(06.13.2000 10:17:18 AM EST)
Wow, that's expensive shit.
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hey richie
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.13.2000 0:50:28 AM EST)
hey richie,they stole your moms recipe! you fucking faggot
1st
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.13.2000 0:05:05 AM EST)
who the hell wants to write on paper that came out of an elk's ass? this is retarded
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