Kids Will Be Kids
By: BizarreNews	Published: 06/15/2000
DUBLIN, Ireland - Law enforcement officials are not immune from being bitten by the stupid bug. Rookie cop Andrew Blanton was a proud uncle and father. His eight-year-old son and nephew sneaked into his room at night and found his handcuffs carelessly left on the nightstand. They did what any normal kid would do. They handcuffed Andrew’s hands together while sleeping and threw away the key. Upon waking, Blanton had to drive to a local locksmith to free himself. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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uhhh...NO! (0 replies) started by sxt8iOuone (04.24.2001 9:24:36 PM EST) that was a waste of my reading time.

funny (0 replies) started by star80682 (04.19.2001 5:30:18 PM EST) i just got my computer and a freind told me about goofball so far its real funny i enjoy the jokes and pics.

where's the entertainment? (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.17.2000 11:55:35 PM EST) Boy, that's funny stuff....NOT!

typical (0 replies) started by duker66 (06.15.2000 4:40:59 PM EST) Typical drunk and stupid irishman! "Drunk and stupid irishman", is that redundant?

bollocks (1 reply) started by Vlad (06.15.2000 1:12:24 PM EST) i'm from Dublin and i didn't hear a thing like that in the fucking news and as far as i know the garda(there name here) don't evewn carry handcuffs so bollocks to that one goofball by the way the new format is shite Vlad

The pillars of society..... (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (06.15.2000 10:08:51 AM EST) Next thing you know, the kid will be playing G.I. Joe with the cop's gun.... The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

what the.... (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.15.2000 9:00:41 AM EST) Was this story from Ireland or Tennessee? Did the cop fuck his sister to produce a dual son/nephew or was it two kids? I cant figure it out, I must be really hung over.

Stupid Pig (0 replies) started by kiddshady (06.15.2000 6:50:51 AM EST) The kid shoulda put two slugs in the back of his head while he was at it too. I Try Doing Good, But Good's Not Too Good For Me.

bondage (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.15.2000 0:35:14 AM EST) hey cops have to have kinks tooo

How drunk do you have to be... (0 replies)   started by OliverClozoff (06.15.2000 0:23:01 AM EST) ...to let yourself be handcuffed without waking up? And by the way, a normal kid might have handcuffed him, only a couple of retards would have thrown away the key. ;o)

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