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Boy Shot for Using Sign Language
By: Anonymous
Published: 06/16/2000
FORT WORTH, Texas - A boy using sign language while walking down a street with his deaf cousin was shot and wounded in Fort Worth by suspected gang members who may have thought his hand motions were rival gang signals, police said on Tuesday.
Henry Handy III, 16, was in fair condition at John Peter Smith Hospital in Fort Worth after being shot once in the chest on Saturday night. The case was made public on Tuesday.
Police said Handy was walking down the street practicing sign language with his 15-year-old cousin when a car passed and a backseat passenger fired at the boy.
The gunman, who got out of the car and threatened to kill the deaf youth, was dressed in the colors of a local gang.
The hearing-impaired cousin told police he believed the gunman had mistaken their conversation for gang signals.
"We've never heard of anything like this. Right now our gang unit is investigating, but we have no named suspects," police spokesman Lt. David Burgess said.
There is no evidence that Handy or his cousin were gang members, he said.
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BULLSHIT!
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spydermann
(06.16.2001 9:36:39 PM EST)
There's no F'n way that this is true. Even if it is some how possible I still say that it ain't so! It really isn't all that F'n funny either. In fact it really blows goats!
My spider sense is going crazy
Bull Shit
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started by
YuckFou
(12.12.2000 9:06:09 AM EST)
What Kind of name is Handy? i mean FUCK this bull shit story
Go Away Or I'll Slit Your Throat
Bull Shit
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started by
YuckFou
(12.12.2000 9:05:54 AM EST)
What Lond f name is Handy? i mean FUCK this bull shit story
Go Away Or I'll Slit Your Throat
Bullshit
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started by
Vlad
(06.18.2000 1:32:56 PM EST)
I think think we can say new goofball is now total and utter bollocks come on fucking Henry Handy, joke crap bullshit you pack of wankers.
Vlad
The New Site Sux
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started by
NJDevils83
(06.17.2000 9:54:10 PM EST)
i like the old site this new syle blows i now hate Goofball.com
The kid lied
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.17.2000 8:24:15 PM EST)
I live not to far from this "incident." It turns out that the kid who was shot did lie. There was no gang involvement. Has been on local news all day.
tough shit
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started by
tosser
(06.17.2000 8:10:42 AM EST)
the kid is abviously a wanker may he rot in hell
goof-ball
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.16.2000 10:54:43 PM EST)
i don't like ur site anymore it sucks now, change it
this site really sucks now
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.16.2000 4:33:46 PM EST)
Gee..make this site anymore
user "unfriendly" and NASA and 1st graders will be the only ones using it
Ok
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  started by
dnilbe
(06.16.2000 0:06:20 AM EST)
It seems pretty stupid that someone would shoot someone because they were throwing hundreds of gang symbols. Sometimes I have to wonder if these news stories are true or not.
Umm, yeah
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