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#152 In 1985, the fastest bicyclist was clocked at 154 mph.
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is so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.
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Q: How do you stop a Taliban tank? A: Shoot the guy pushing it!
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 Darwin Award: Love Crushed Sex | | By: www.DarwinAwards.com | Published: 06/20/2000 | | |  |
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Okeechobee County investigators believe the death of Bryan, 28, was related to his wife's habit of stomping rabbits and mice for sexual pleasure. Stephanie, 29, was sentenced to two years of probation and community service for the death of her husband Bryan, who was found in a pit with a board over his body, crushed beneath the rear wheel of his sports utility vehicle.
Stephanie did not deny that she drove over her husband, but in her own defence she released tapes to the police showing her stomping small mammals to death.
Such "crush" videos are sold to people who derive sexual pleasure from the sight of death, especially at the hands of a woman. "It was abhorrent and cruel," said Assistant State Attorney Bernard Romero. "My first instinct was to seek the maximum penalty."
But Stephanie contended that she was an unwilling participant in the videos, and had been beaten many times by her husband prior to his bizarre death. Stephanie was charged in July with two counts of felony animal cruelty, which were later reduced to misdemeanors.
As for her husband, his death under the wheels of his car was presumably a loving sex act between consenting adults. But a man who would lie in a special pit while a woman he groomed for "crush" videos drove over him, shouldn't be surprised when he winds up holding a Darwin Award.
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There's some ill shit going on here.
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ILuvPie
(06.21.2000 0:41:08 AM EST)
OK, crushing under foot and under a half ton vehicle, two different things. Personally, I would have gone with the lawn tractor.
...I notice that a lot of the old-school goofballers are no longer posting messages. That's so weak. Some people have no ability to adapt (luddites).The thing about pussy is that it always wants you to commit to it, but never wants you to actually have it.
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as usuall
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.20.2000 2:09:00 PM EST)
This was a tv episode on Law & Order special victims unit. LAME!
oh yea, this site really sucks! I know you will miss me now that I have neither the patience or desire to come to this site. Better off to waste time sniffing toe jam and shooting nutra-sweet.
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Crush videos?
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SilkBoxers
(06.20.2000 10:48:56 AM EST)
Just when I thought it was safe to go to porn shopsWhen you gaze into an abyss for too long, the abyss gazes also into you.
Silk Boxers
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love hurts
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barney
(06.20.2000 2:03:54 AM EST)
I miss my husband, so I had to back up!!barney
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