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By: BizarreNewsPublished: 06/22/2000
 
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WEST PALM BEACH, FL - It´s nothing like Home Depot on the inside. A strip club called Adult Depot has been sued in federal court by the Atlanta-based home improvement chain. Home Depot claims the club copied its trademark, and is using a mascot similar to their Homer. Company attorney Steve Levy, We don´t want any confusion between our company and a business we don´t want to be associated with. The lawsuit seeks to remove Adult Depot´s signs from its clubs in Lake Worth and Boynton Beach. Lawyers for Adult Depot, which also sells X-rated videos, books and toys, said they think Home Depot is just over-reacting.

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Depot (0 replies)
started by RatinaTree
(06.23.2000 12:37:00 PM EST)

Home Depot needs to get a life

Depot (0 replies)
started by RatinaTree
(06.23.2000 12:35:25 PM EST)

Home Depot needs to get a life

OUCH!!! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.22.2000 3:47:48 PM EST)

And I thought there were dikes working in Home Depot!

Hmmm... (0 replies)
started by Txstarrider
(06.22.2000 1:48:40 PM EST)

Guess you know what happened when you hear.."Clean Up on aisle eight" over the intercom.

usually (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.22.2000 5:43:11 AM EST)

is there also a BLOW'S in the neighborhood?

Home Depot sux! (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(06.22.2000 0:17:56 AM EST)

I got a vibrating pocket pussy and a giant neoprene butt plug there, and they were crap!



ummm... (0 replies)  
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.22.2000 0:11:51 AM EST)

I really don't have anythin to say... just wanted to be first.

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