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Personal Account: Why Kids Leave the Farm

By: www.DarwinAwards.comPublished: 06/23/2000
 
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(May 2000, Michigan) -- Since the local paper just listed this incident as a "farm accident" in the person's obituary, it's unconfirmed and will have to be listed under "Personal Accounts."

My grade school classmate grew up on a dairy farm in northern Michigan, where winter temperatures can drop well below freezing. Materials that normally separate easily, such as grain, can turn into solid blocks.

In the winter, dairy cows eat silage, which consists of shredded alfalfa and cornstalks. It is stored in large silos attached to the dairy barn.

Back in 1974, a particularly cold spell froze the silage 12 feet up in the silo, which is more exposed to the cold than the lower part that is adjacent to the barn. My classmate's father fed the cows the lower portion of the silage, but the upper portion was frozen solid, and remained suspended roof-like over the floor of the silo.

His father decided to dislodge the silage. There was still feed enough for several days, and the man could have brought a small heater into the silo to thaw the material overnight. He could also have climbed to the ladder leading to the top of the silo, and dislodged the ice from a higher vantage. Instead he stepped into the silo and used a long 2x4 to prod loose the tons of frozen silage above him.

My classmate and his brothers used the tractor to extract their father from several tons of silage, so the undertaker could do his job.

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    wow..... (0 replies)
    started by morrgainchan
    (10.10.2000 5:53:33 PM EST)

    Its funny how some people can be so cluless

    *FEAR MY 56.6!!*

    OOooooooooohhhh.......Im singin in the porrage....singin in the porrage.....im sining in the poooooooorrrrraaaaagggeeeee.....and i havent any pants.

    There's a moral here... (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (06.23.2000 12:05:18 PM EST)

    ....I just can't figure out what that is.

    Perhaps: "Don't poke from above what you can poke from below"

    The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    Huh? (1 reply)
    started by davel23
    (06.23.2000 10:12:24 AM EST)

    Why the hell is this winning the 2000 Darwin Award when it happened in 1974?

    not the first time (0 replies)  
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (06.23.2000 1:20:15 AM EST)

    As an Iowan I can tell you there a a hundred ways to quick death on a farm. To me it would be a boring as hell way to make a living..but be assured its a quick way to the grave if you screw up.

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