"I said you were a man of peace. I want you to know I took immense crap for that." —Bush, speaking to Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon Source: Washington Post, "Bush Sticks to the Broad Strokes," Glenn Kessler, June 3, 2003
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Q. What does osama bin laden and General Custer have in common? A. They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from.
CROYDON, England - Cab drivers all over the world depend upon tips to make ends meet, but London cabbie, Ian Draper recently received one of the most unusual tips we have come across. Draper picked up a runaway bride who inexplicably was toting her wedding cake. She told him that she just couldn´t go through with the wedding and left him the wedding cake as her tip.
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simonhen
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dripping wet fanny
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OliverClozoff
(06.25.2000 2:00:26 AM EST)
...if that don't take the cake...
Sorry! I don't know what came over me. I just couldn't control myself.
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fuckin weird
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And Why the Hell Do They Need Uniforms? Dennis FitzSimons, the chief executive of the company that owns the Chicago Cubs, said today that staff reductions would be needed to bring costs in line with other properties in the Tribune Co. portfolio.
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