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 Say Goodbye To Beaver U. | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 06/27/2000 | | |  |
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PHILADELPHIA, PA - In a follow-up to our all-women´s Beaver College story, the 2,800 student school in the Philadelphia suburb of Glenside has finally voted to find a new name. Now that the school is petitioning the state for university status, the board of trustees have decided an image upgrade is in order. Beaver president Bette E. Landman emphasized in a letter earlier this year that the name too often elicits ridicule in the form of derogatory remark pertaining to the rodent, the TV show, ´Leave it to Beaver´ and the vulgar reference to the female anatomy. The dear old Beaver has earned attention from high-profile sources such as David Letterman, Conan O´Brien and Howard Stern.
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that's too bad...
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SuicideKing
(06.29.2000 6:41:58 PM EST)
throwing away a perfectly good name because of its other meaning...can't we all just respect the beaver? :)
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got it
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.28.2000 8:47:23 AM EST)
how about
Kunt U?
And I know it's spelt with a C.
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new names???
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started by
gtr1110
(06.27.2000 8:59:33 PM EST)
how about snatch college?
how about the bearded clam institute?david d c avp aaa
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What name could they pick?
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started by
NakedCanuck
(06.27.2000 4:49:08 PM EST)
Let's see.... hmmmm.
Hay U?
Why U?
Knot U?
F U?
The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
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